I'm Just Wonderin'

What do I smell like to a dog?

After you get done laughing or thinking, "this guy is fucked up", consider it.

Big Willy (my boss/drinking buddy) has a boxer, Elwood. Elwood is with us alot. In the car, at the house, just generally around alot. He's a good dog, very friendly and loves loves loves any and all food you might have or have had and remnants still linger on your fingers or in your immediate vicinity. He is ornery though, and absolutely craves and sometimes demands attention. He can smell a person coming from pretty far away. We know that dog's have an extremely sense of smell, I'm just wondering if it smells the same as we smell it, just amplified, or do things smell different when you can notice any and all nuances of something. Kinda like TV in HD. It's the same, but very different.

I'm just wonderin'.

I'm Just Wonderin... (usually on thursday, but not this week)

In honor (or just straightup copyright enfringement) of one of my favorite people, I give to you, "I'm just wondering Thursdays.

Every Thursday (or Friday), I will simply put my latest wandering thought of the week.

This week:

Why is fish not considered meat?

Meat is animals.. fish is an animal.

Meat isn't exclusive to land, because birds are considered meat, but water animals.... oh no my friend, not meat, that's just fish.

As my favorite Wednesday night chef so aptly put it, "it probably has something to do with the church striking up a deal with fish mongers when they started lent"

Probably dead on. Just another example of the Catholic church fucking with everyone's sensibilities.

hey pope, hey pope, your hat looks dumb.