Just a reminder: the downfall of American society continues

For the second week in a row, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" is the top grossing movie. That's right, it's Oscar season and we are talking about Kevin James again. And people mock Kevin Costner. At least he gives a shit and tries.

Paul Blart beat out the third installment of the Underworld movies at number two, Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood, Hotel For Dogs at number four, and Slumdog Millionaire rounds out the top five. That's right, it beat a popular sequal, an award buzzworthy flick, a movie with the red-hot Don Cheadle, and a movie up for 10 Oscars.

A big thank you to all the morons in America. YOU SUCK!

On a side note, one of the 12 year olds that I coach went to see Paul Blart with his dad this weekend, and he thought it was hilarious. He couldn't stop laughing while telling me all the funny parts of the movie. Congrats on all your mature fans Kevin!

This weekend's sign of the apocolypse

Want a sign that the American public is a bunch of uneducated sheep? How about this?

That's right, Kevin James movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" beat Academy Award Winner and Film Icon Clint Eastwood's award nominated and critically acclaimed, "Gran Torino."

You may remember Kevin James as the fat, bumbling sidekick in "Hitch", or as the fat, bumbling sidekick on the moving "I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry", or as the fat, bumbling husband of smoking hot Leah Remini in, "King Of Queens."

Less remembered by all you, apparently, is the nearly 60 year acting career of one of the truly great gems of Hollywood. "Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya?' ring a bell? Other than his 5 OSCARS, he has also received the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award, been a Mayor, and won about 1,000 other awards.

I think I speak for everyone who has over a 10th grade education level and/or knows anything about films when i say, 'What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

ps. I'm so baffled about this that I refuse to even tag this post with Kevin James's name.